Performance Appraisal | Rubber Tyres --> Smooth Rides

*Guide to Performance Appraisal*
*Performance Factors*	*Excellent (1 out of 15)*	*Very Good (3 out of 15)*	*Good (8 out of 15)*	*Fair (2 out of 15)*	*Unsatisfactory (1 out of 15)*
*Performance Factors*	*Far Exceeds Job Requirements*	*Exceeds Job Requirements*	*Meets Job Requirements*	*Needs some improvement*	*Does not meet minimum standards*
*Quality*	*Leaps tall buildings with a single bound*	*Must take running start to leap over tall building*	*Can only leap over a short building or medium one without spires*	*Crashes into building*	*Cannot recognize buildings*
*Timeliness*	*Is faster than a speeding bullet*	*Is as fast as a speeding bullet*	*Not quite as fast as a speeding bullet*	*Would you believe a slow bullet?*	*Wounds himself with the bullet*
*Initiative*	*Is stronger than a locomotive*	*Is stronger than a bull elephant*	*Is stronger than a bull*	*Shoots the bull*	*Smells like a bull*
*Adaptability*	*Walks on water consistently*	*Walks on water in emergencies*	*Washes with water*	*Drinks water*	*Passes water in emergencies*
*Communications*	*Talks with God*	*Talks with angels*	*Talks to himself*	*Argues with himself*	*Loses the argument with himself*