If your furniture, appliances, and other inanimate objects at home had feelings and emotions, to which item would you owe the biggest apology?
Furniture, appliances and other things,
That I treated with disdain
For being inanimate objects,
Though some appliances sometimes have a life of their own.
For all the rough treatment,
I’ve meted out,
I say “Sorry”,
Especially the couch.
—Linus Fernandes.