If your furniture, appliances, and other inanimate objects at home had feelings and emotions, to which item would you owe the biggest apology?

—The Daily Prompt.

Furniture, appliances and other things,

That I treated with disdain

For being inanimate objects,

Though some appliances sometimes have a life of their own.

For all the rough treatment, 

I’ve meted out,

I say “Sorry”,

Especially the couch.

—Linus Fernandes.

Small appliances (Photo credit: Wikipedia)