Whether it’s a trashy TV show, extra-pulpy fiction, or nutrient-free candy, write a thank-you note to your guiltiest guilty pleasure (thanks for the prompt suggestion, Sarah!)
What’s to be grateful for?
What’s to be guilty for?
If I’m grateful, I’m declared guilty.
If I admit guilt, I shouldn’t be grateful.
Oh! What a mess of simple pleasures!
I’d rather be an ingrate.