You’re tasked with creating a brand new astrological sign for the people born around your birthday — based solely on yourself. What would your new sign be
I’m no believer in astrology
And hence I’d reject any notion
Of having a Zodiac sign
or any kind of numerology
Around my birthday
And that too based on me?
Oh, how narcissistic do you wish me to be?
The only sign you’d be seeing from me
Is one that reads “Stop.”