Custom Zodiac: Stop sign

You’re tasked with creating a brand new astrological sign for the people born around your birthday — based solely on yourself. What would your new sign be

, and how would you describe those who share it?

I’m no believer in astrology

And hence I’d reject any notion

Of having a Zodiac sign

or any kind of numerology

Around my birthday

And that too based on me?

Oh, how narcissistic do you wish me to be?

The only sign you’d be seeing from me

Is one that reads “Stop.”

—Linus Fernandes.