Your blog is about to be recorded into an audiobook. If you could choose anyone — from your grandma to Samuel L. Jackson — to narrate your posts, who would it be?

Who would read my posts aloud

To an audience who cares?

I’d seek first the audience,

And then who cares?

It could be me,

Or it could be a Hollywood superstar.

But I’d want them to be there first for me.

—Linus Fernandes