English: Tunnel vision South Calder Water exiting tunnel under A73 dual carriageway between Newmains and Cleland (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

You’ve been given the ability to build a magical tunnel that will quickly and secretly connect your home with the location of your choice — anywhere on Earth. Where’s the other end of your tunnel?

Tunnel vision doesn’t sound so good,

But it should be more than enough,

If a tunnel is all you want out of.

But the tunnel needs to end,

And you need a lamp,

To light the way.

A headlamp would be best, my friend.

Where should your tunnel end?

Where else, but at the tunnel end!

~Linus Fernandes.