Write a story featuring a Ouija board, a search engine, and a self-help book.
“What the hell is a Ouija board?”, he said,
As he powered up the search engine.
“Hell! I don’t believe in talking to spirits, man! Do they even exist? No one’s spooked me yet. That I’ve not sought them is another matter altogether.
And no self-help book can tell you or me,
How to deal with ghosts and the paranormal.
So you tell me—what the hell am I to write in this tale you want me to tell?”