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I think it is good that books still exist, but they do make me sleepy. – Frank Zappa
–> Only the dry ones!
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. – Noel Coward
–> Exactly my point! Why should you be the only one taking long walks?
Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal. – Albert Camus
—> So it’s easier for them to be abnormal and less strenuous!
It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in argument. – William G. McAdoo
—> So why get into an argument with one?
Doubt is not a pleasant condition, but certainty is absurd. – Voltaire
—-> And that , my friend, is very difficult! To be true to the hype!
Nobody can be exactly like me. Sometimes even I have trouble doing it. – Tallulah Bankhead
—> Why , I’ll just build a statue of me! That’ll be like me, exactly! Well, not quite, but we don’t want to discuss philosophy here, do we?