An intellectual is a man who takes more words than necessary to tell more than he knows. – Dwight D. Eisenhower
—> And we are left feeling no wiser!
Though I am not naturally honest, I am so sometimes by chance. – William Shakespeare
—-> Aren’t we all?
Of all forms of caution, caution in love is perhaps the most fatal to true happiness. – Bertrand Russell
—> Cautious Love? Never heard of it!
Humor is the only test of gravity, and gravity of humor; for a subject which will not bear raillery is suspicious, and a jest which will not bear serious examination is false wit. – Aristotle
—> Seriously humorous!
—-> And the end of the Nobel Peace Prize!
Children are all foreigners. – Ralph Waldo Emerson
—> More like aliens!