Quotes & Asides


Quotes and asides, some right, others trite and others just light!

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I base my fashion taste on what doesn’t itch. – Gilda Radner

—> Don’t bitch about the itch!

Never offend people with style when you can offend them with substance. – Sam Brown

—> Style offends only the prudes!

I despise the pleasure of pleasing people that I despise. – Lady Mary Wortley Montagu

—> You may be surprised how often this happens!

Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines. – David Letterman

—> In Mumbai, the lights follow the traffic!

Stuffed deer heads on walls are bad enough, but it’s worse when they are wearing dark glasses and have streamers in their antlers because then you know they were enjoying themselves at a party when they were shot. – Ellen DeGeneres

—> Dress up a bad joke, package it well and you can sell it as manna for the masses!

Save a little money each month and at the end of the year you’ll be surprised at how little you have. – Ernest Haskins

—> You’ve got to earn to save, get the context right! You don’t just live on love and fresh air! You starve on it!

Don’t accept rides from strange men, and remember that all men are strange. – Robin Morgan

—> And they say women are a mystery!

He is indebted to his memory for his jests and to his imagination for his facts. – Richard Brinsley Sheridan

—> In short, his memory is a joke and his facts a riot!

I’m still an atheist, thank God. – Luis Bunuel

–> Amen!

I’m an idealist. I don’t know where I’m going, but I’m on my way. – Carl Sandburg

—> Just gotta keep moving, just to stay in the same place!

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One machine can do the work of fifty ordinary men. No machine can do the work of one extraordinary man.

Elbert Hubbard

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