Quotes And Asides


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Some quotes & my irreverent asides!

I myself am made entirely of flaws, stitched together with good intentions. – Augusten Burroughs

—> The road to hell is paved with good intentions!

Hello seeker! Now don’t feel alone here in the New Age, because there’s a seeker born every minute. – Firesign Theatre

—> Seek and you shall find another seeker!

Before God we are all equally wise – and equally foolish. – Albert Einstein

—> Pound wise, Pound foolish!

The secret of eternal youth is arrested development. – Alice Roosevelt Longworth

—> It can also be referred to as arrested delinquency!

If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. – Abraham Lincoln

—> I just need the grass from the other side!

All animals are equal but some animals are more equal than others. – George Orwell

—> In other words, the law of the jungle prevails! Might is right!

Philosophers say a great deal about what is absolutely necessary for science, and it is always, so far as one can see, rather naive, and probably wrong. – Richard Feynman
—> Science is the art of getting ahead before knowing where ahead is!

Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter because nobody listens. – Nick Diamos

—> No comments!

All phone calls are obscene. – Karen Elizabeth Gordon

—> Obscene is whom obscene calls!

Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people. – W. C. Fields

—-> More power to horses!

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Have a great day!

 

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