A Song and Dance about Tiger!


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A dialogue between Tiger Woods and his estranged wife Elin Nordegreen, using lyrics of popular songs:

Tiger:

(Song Islands In The Stream – Kenny Rogers)

Islands in the stream
That is what we are
No one in between
How can we be wrong
Sail away with me
To another world
And we rely on each other, ah ha
From one lover to another, ah ha

Elin:

(Song: Please Release Me – Engelbert Humperdnick)

Please, release me, let me go,
For I don’t love you anymore.
To waste our lives would be a sin,
Release me and let me love again.

Tiger:

(Song : Kiss Me Quick – Elvis Presley)

Kiss me quick, while we still have this feeling
Hold me close and never let me go
‘Cause tomorrows can be so uncertain
Love can fly and leave just hurting
Kiss me quick because I love you so
Kiss me quick and make my heart go crazy
Sigh that sigh and whisper oh so low
Tell me that tonight will last forever
Say that you will leave me never
Kiss me quick because I love you so
Let the band keep playing while we are swaying
Let’s keep on praying that we’ll never stop
Kiss me quick just can’t stand this waiting
‘Cause your lips are lips I long to know
Oh that kiss will open heaven’s door
And we’ll stay there forevermore
Kiss me quick because I love you so

Elin:

(Song: Outsider – Cliff Richards)

Someone else is in your arms tonight
While Im all alone and blue
Someone else will kiss and hold you tight
Just the way I used to do
I used to be your love
And now Im your used to be
Outsider, thats me
Youll be dancing cheek to cheek with her
To our favorite melody
And the tender words you speak to her
Will be words you spoke to me
Once I was in your hearts
Now someone else holds the key
Outsider, thats me
*I want you so much (so much)
I can look (you can look) but must not touch
I keep waiting for the phone to ring
But I know its all in vain
When you left me you took everything
But the memories and the pain
I used to be your love
And now Im your used to be
Outsider, thats me
(Repeat from * )
Outsider, thats me

Tiger:

(Song: Miss You Nights – Cliff Richards)

I’ve had many times
I can tell you
Times when innocence I’d trade for company
And children saw me crying
I thought I’d had my share of that
But these miss you nights
Are the longest
Midnight diamonds
Stud my heaven
Southward burning
Lie the jewels that burn my place
And the warm winds
That embrace me
Just as surely kissed your face
Yeah these miss you nights
Are the longest
How I miss you
I’m not likely to tell
I’m a (wo)man and cold day light
Buys the pride I’d rather sell
All my secrets
Are a wasted affair
You know them well
Thinking of my going
How to cut the thread
And leave it all behind
Looking windward for my compass
I take each day as it arrives
But these miss you nights
Are the longest
Lay down all thoughts of your surrender
It’s only me who’s killing time
Lay down all dreams and themes once remembered
It’s just the same
This miss you game
Yeah these miss you nights
Are the longest.

Elin:

(Song: It’s All Over – Cliff Richards)

It’s all over, didn’t even cry,
I just stopped living when you said goodbye.
It’s all over, didn’t feel a thing,
I just stopped living – couldn’t stand the pain.
Heather grows like leaves in September
Looks as fresh in spring
Love that warms like summer sun
Shouldn’t die when winter comes.
It’s all over, didn’t even cry,
I just stopped living when you said goodbye.

Tiger:

(In High Falsetto)

(Song: Goodbye Sam , Hello Samantha – Cliff Richards)

(Requiem to Golf & Guys anthem)

Goodbye Sam hello Samantha
Goodbye Sam hello Samantha
Sam, I’m leavin’ the gang
so don’t come around for me on Sunday.
Joe, I want you to know
I’ll have to skip the game on Monday.
Had a whole lot of fun
but now the time has come
I need the sweet touch of a woman’s
love.
Goodbye Sam hello Samantha
goodbye Joe hello Joanne.
suddenly need a new kind of company
someone to love me.
Goodbye Sam hello Samantha
goodbye Lou hello Louise.
From today there’ll be
new games
for me to play
So good luck and goodbye Sam.
Guys you ought-a get wise
there’s more to the world than pool and fishin’.
easy ridin’ is fine
but look around see what you’re missin’.
girls are waitin’ in line
and now has come the time
I’m goin’ out and I’m gonna get me some.
Goodbye Sam hello Samantha
goodbye Joe hello Joanne.
suddenly need a new kind of company
someone to love me.
Goodbye Sam hello Samantha
goodbye Lou hello Louise.
From today there’ll be
new games

for me to play
So good luck and goodbye Sam.

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Have a good one!

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