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I wld kll 4 dis job & d ppl I wnt 2 kll r d 1s offrng me d job.

- Woody Allen as Val Waxman in Hollywood Ending

I would kill for this job and the people I want to kill are the ones offering me the job.

- Woody Allen as Val Waxman in Hollywood Ending

Which version would you prefer?

No comments, please. ( or is it plz?)

PS: Instead of nitpicking over American/British or Indian English, I’d rather attack SMS English. Hasn’t anyone heard of T9?