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Doggy times for Bolshoi The Boxer


Bulldog

My dog, Bolshoi the Boxer, is not feeling too well.

“Kindly call the veterinarian. I am not at all having a great day. In fact, I am as sick as a dog.” says Bolshoi.

“You are a dog. You cannot be as sick as a cat.” Bolshoi is known to be a hypochondriac.

“But I am really sick. I am feeling listless and my appetite is non-existent.”

“It has been a dog’s age since you’ve really been ill. And the last time you were at the vet’s , it was because you ate my slipper.” I reply.

“Why is that you fail to dog it every time I am unwell? Do you want me to go to the dogs?” Bolshoi is petulant.

“You can’t go to the dogs. The other dogs don’t like your hangdog attitude.” I sarcastically comment.

“Can you blame me? It’s a dog’s life having you as my owner.”

“Bolshoi, every time you tell me you’re sick it turns out to be another shaggy dog story. And you’re not even an English sheepdog.” I recognise that this is going to be a long drawn-out tale.

“You’d better hurry because if it’s something serious I will not have a dog’s chance of surviving.” Bolshoi is now hyper-ventilating or doing a pretty good imitation of it.

“BB, stop dogging my footsteps. Let me see if the vet is available. If that’s what you really want.” I am fed-up.

“I don’t think I can walk to the doctor’s. You will have to carry me.”

“That’s fine. I’ll stop by the vet’s and see if he can do a house visit.”

I make my exit, muttering something about seeing a man about a dog.

Quote of the day:
I have such poor vision I can date anybody. – Garry Shandling

Being A Good Neighbor Is…


Being a good neighbor is…

1> Turning on the television to the same channel your neighbor is watching and yelling out the subtitles as loudly as possible and preferably from the direction of the television set. If he’s not zapped by the box, you’ll do the zapping!

2>Make not-so-funny weird, threatening sounds when he/she is seated at the table in front of the PC or laptop ; if he doesn’t make typing errors , you’ll force him/her to!

Quote of the day:
I’m not worried about the bullet with my name on it… just the thousands out there marked ‘Occupant.’ – Unknown

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Recruiting???


The wonderful (sic) workings of a recruiting agent!

No further comments!

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Hi Linus,

Can you share your number with me as we can have further conversation.

Priyanka 



YYYYYY HR Pvt. Ltd.

Tel: +91-22-aaaa aaaa   Priyanka@YYYYYYhr.in

WWW.YYYYYYHR.in

 

From: Linus Fernandes [mailto:linus.fernandes@]
Sent: Saturday, April 24, 2010 10:37 PM
To: Priyanka
Subject: Re: XXXX Technologies :: Mumbai :: Java Tech Architect :: YYYYYYHR
Importance: High

Date of Birth – xxxxxx (Is XXXX (read Indian companies) ageist?
Current Location – Mumbai
Reason for Relocation – Not Applicable
Current CTC – Not Applicable
Expected CTC – Matching Industry Standards
Notice Period – 1 month
Reason for Leaving – New Job!

From: Priyanka

Sent: Saturday, April 24, 2010 9:42 AM

To: ‘Linus Fernandes’

Subject: RE: XXXX Technologies :: Mumbai :: Java Tech Architect :: YYYYYYHR

Hi Linus,

Thanks for share your profile with us. Before processing I need to know few details :

Date of Birth –
Current Location –
Reason for Relocation –
Current CTC –
Expected CTC –
Notice Period –
Reason for Leaving –
Has applied for XXXX before (if yes) then when –
Will be available for face to face interview @ Mumbai(first come, First serve Basis)

Awaiting for reply

Priyanka  bbbb



YYYYYY HR Pvt. Ltd.

Tel: +91-22-aaaa aaaa Priyanka@YYYYYYhr.in

WWW.YYYYYYHR.in

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