Fourth Wall: Reality Show

English: Fourth one Fourth entrance steps in t...

English: Fourth one Fourth entrance steps in the wall, there are some on the other side as well. (Photo credit: Wikipedia)

You get to spend a day inside your favorite movie. Tell us which one it is — and what happens to you while you’re there.

(Thanks for the lovely prompt idea, Mywitchkitchen!)


 

I don’t care much for spending time within any movie when my life is a reality show.

Circuitous Paths: Deadbeats

A stranger knocks on your door, asking for directions from your home to the closest gas station (or café, or library. Your pick!). Instead of the fastest and shortest route, give him/her the one involving the most fun detours.


A stranger came knocking at my door.

And asked me for the shortest route

To the next town.

He was accompanied by his wife and kids.

They seemed weary, exhausted, dead.

I packed them off to the nearest motel instead.

—Linus Fernandes.